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I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
by hainlad October 12, 2020
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Robot Sex

“Gee Bob, you really love to have robot sex with me, after I’ve had a long hard day, don’t you? Well, I hope you enjoyed it!”
by Treyk89 June 27, 2023
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I, Robot

An 'I, Robot' is when you jizz on someones faces and let it dry, leaving the recipient resembling the robot from the Will Smith's classic fil adaptation of 'I, Robot'
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an 'I, Robot' last night? What did it feel like?

P2: Yeah cant lie bro was pretty sweet felt well good
by hainlad October 12, 2020
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Robot Sex

Did he stay the night? Naw, we just had robot sex.
by Mare Dejiz April 8, 2023
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Throw the Robot

When a person, in a state of extreme self pride and worth, due to a recent situation, announces the he/she is going to 'Throw the Robot' and thus breaks into an 80's style robot dance.
Ian had so many likes on his social networking page he decided to throw the robot!
by Caleb Seth March 29, 2012
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robotic sun

When you are sleeping at night and you check your phone and you get blinded by its light
Ahhh a text message let me check it AAHAHHAHAHA the robotic sun
by PotatoSack May 31, 2016
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moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot December 24, 2008
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