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Michigan Power Rodding

Sex position. When you paint a mitten on a girl out of ranch dressing and proceed to fuck her while drinking Faygo pop. When you finish yell out “OPE!” as loud as possible.
I gave her a good Michigan Power Rodding last night.
by Mad Midwestern July 26, 2019
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I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.
(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.
by Myric September 28, 2019
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hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer
"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"
by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020
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reading

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."
by EL_Mark March 18, 2015
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Reading Braille

Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.
Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.
by PinYin62 October 5, 2017
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North Reading

A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape

- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school

Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing
Look at all those drunk, high, middle school kids from North Reading!
by ayee33003 October 16, 2018
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Reading The Blurb

Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011
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