Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??
Mom: I went swimming in your pool...
Son: OH FUCK
thats a redneck sperm bank...
Mom: I went swimming in your pool...
Son: OH FUCK
thats a redneck sperm bank...
by dirty dicks July 8, 2011
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Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.
Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.
Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
My collars are not blue nor are they white, just ask uncle Heck,
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.
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An edition of tv show, cosmos, edited for rednecks and hillbillys. It takes the creation of the universe and....edits it...to suit redneck culture.
another popular audience to Cosmos for Rednecks are the ever elusive night drunks, the Fadoukri's.
another popular audience to Cosmos for Rednecks are the ever elusive night drunks, the Fadoukri's.
cosmos for rednecks quote:
It is clear by the bones of a JESUSsaurus rex that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE.
It is clear by the bones of a JESUSsaurus rex that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE.
by Corrupted Curse March 11, 2009
Get the Cosmos for rednecks mug.you know your a high tech redneck when you build an outhouse that has a T1 (or greater) line connecting it to the out side world.
by jeffrey sorenson January 15, 2004
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by Glen Thomas June 4, 2007
Get the redneck toboggan mug.A person does not have to be a Southerner to be a Redneck. A Redneck is typically classified as a hardworking man or woman, who has made a living either farming, doing landscape work, or other jobs that require the person to be outside throughout the extremes in weather. This is the normal cause for the tell tale "red neck".
It has been found that many Northerners look down upon the redneck, even though the great majority of manual labor is done by the redneck. You certainly would not see a business man working outside in the hot sun doing extensive farming to feed his family.
In a sense, America must thank the Redneck for all the difficult labor they have done to keep America the greatest country in the world.
The fact of the matter is, not all rednecks have sex with they're sister, love nascar, love hunting, love fishing, or love beer. They are the backbone of this great nation.
For that alone, the Redneck should be applauded, instead of put down and denigrated.
It has been found that many Northerners look down upon the redneck, even though the great majority of manual labor is done by the redneck. You certainly would not see a business man working outside in the hot sun doing extensive farming to feed his family.
In a sense, America must thank the Redneck for all the difficult labor they have done to keep America the greatest country in the world.
The fact of the matter is, not all rednecks have sex with they're sister, love nascar, love hunting, love fishing, or love beer. They are the backbone of this great nation.
For that alone, the Redneck should be applauded, instead of put down and denigrated.
by thetrueredneckgirlfromthenorth July 1, 2005
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