my ranked teammates

basically calling you stupid; saying how their ranked teammates are always very slow and not understanding of the game-mode from Fortnite

user: oh wow i didn’t even know 1+1=2
you: my ranked teammates:

by adot.stayclicking November 23, 2024

Rank 1

Being Arosh

He's rank 1!

by hehay sports March 3, 2025

Rank-A-Pank

a stinky fart

eg. Brianne had a rank-a-pank that shook the house.

by ALAMMA September 27, 2009

P-Rank

The highest rank in the game Pizza Tower, obtained by entering all three secrets, obtaining the treasure for the level, entering the Pizza Portal to start Lap 2, and keeping your initial combo up until the end of the stage.

Person 1: What happened to him?

Person 2: He P-Ranked the Golf level and almost spontaneously combust.

Person 3: Worth.

by Moon_07 June 12, 2023

Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.

Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"

by thelastofadyingbreed October 3, 2022

Rank

Yeah, what!? How!? 2 and 3 are correct in the final ranking but HOW though!?

Hym "Wow! You guys can't rank things for shit! How!? How is THAT what you came up with? She's RIGHT! SHE'S RIGHT! You DON'T have any taste! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! You've failed your gender... And your race... And society as a whole... Irredeemable! And not just THIS society! ALL OF THEM! Ooooooh man! I'm heated off of that! I'm tight right now! For real! That is fucking wild! No culture! Not taste! Fucking DORKS! And you wonder why I hate everyone and am going kill you all with green goblins. Ooooohoho man. There's something wrong with you people. That's what it is. There's something fundamentally wrong with all of you. I was trying to sleep! I have to sleep for work like an hour ago amd you got me all tight off of that shit! Damn! Goddamn you!"

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

Rank

Disgusting and/or horrible

That female over there is rank, her teeth protrude from her mouth and she is as flat as a pancake.

by I-rooted-100-women January 1, 2020