putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.

My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.

by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012

put in chanels

to be placed in handcuffs , open cuffs shaped like the chanel double c logo

The cops came and then Tyrone was put in chanels.

by nayesweetz October 10, 2013

Put a raincoat on it

An old way of saying put on a condom if you don't want to impregnate someone.

John: Jack, is...is that YOUR baby your holding?!
Jack: Yeah
John: You didn't put a raincoat on it, did you?
Jack: No

by cpuvcpu December 30, 2011

Put-Pocket

Someone who secretly places an item into someone else's pocket. This is the reverse of a pick-pocket and may be done to anonymously give a friend money or a small gift when they are feeling down. In addition to the pockets of clothes that you are wearing, a put-pocket may also target unattended coats, jackets, and purses at parties or other social gatherings.

I was feeling down until I discovered that a put-pocket had slipped a $20 into my pocket.

by Engineer Paul March 5, 2013

put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!

he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !

by michael foolsley January 29, 2021

put a donk on it

to improve or complete something using the minimum amount of effort.

>"This curry's missing something.."
>"I know, put a donk on it with some ginger"

"I'm having trouble finishing this piece of coursework" ...
"Look, just put a donk on it and hand it in"

by ArdkorJunglist January 13, 2009

Chill put

A highly common misspelling of "chill out", used most commonly on purpose by snarky kids on Facebook, who can't accept their minor spelling error and move on in life.

Hannah: Omg guys this sux ass
Ryan: Chill put hannah
Hannah: *chill out
Ryan: geez hannah chill put
Chill put chill put chill put chill put
Everyone else: FUCK DIS

by sanememberofsociety October 19, 2011