dirty puerto rican

a cup alignment in beer pong where the cups are in a two-three horizontal position.

Hey man! Move the cups into a Dirty Puerto Rican for me!

by cracklejacklemackle October 14, 2015

Puertogreekan

One of puerto rican and greek descent.

Im puertogreekan; my dad is from puerto rico and my mom is fromm greece

by eceap February 21, 2009

Puerto Rican Dozen

Buy 10 get 1 free. Very common on quarter waters, long ices and du rags. Less common but sometimes available on "defective" bicycles.

customer: I'll take 11 of these, but I'm only paying for 10.
clerk: So your making that a Puerto Rican dozen.

by Stauqmuk June 23, 2010

Puerto Rican Hammock

Shaving one's pubic area, but not the balls, gooch, or ass crack, leaving a hammock of pubic hairs where the sun don't shine. This is predominant in French women and obese people.

Bryan: So how'd that date go last night?
Kevin: Well we went back to her place, and I tried going down on her...
Bryan: Well, what happened?
Kevin: I saw her Puerto Rican hammock and ran out of her house.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

Puerto Rican Manicure

When you finger your girlfriend while she is on her period, and let the menstrual blood dry.

Matt: "Jesus what is that on your hand?"
Jesus: "Ah shit! Maria is on her period, and I forgot to wash my hands this morning."
Matt: "HA! She gave you a Puerto Rican manicure! Hilarious!"

Puerto Rican Fingering Sex period Pussy

by JesusNotChrist August 25, 2014

Puerto Rock

Of puerto rican descent. That hails from Puerto Rico.

Where you cone from? im from puerto rock!

by PR Finest September 7, 2022

Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicycle

Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.

"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"

by jip28 October 11, 2011