Preila

A star thats shines bright like a gem

Be a star, and keep shining like the gem you are Preila

by Gemzone November 28, 2021

preminiscing

Imagining the fun, clever, insightful things you're going to say at a later event. You will recount a tale, theory, thing you read on the internet with the depth, clarity and gravitas of a Shakespearean actor. The circle of fashionable, well-intentioned people around you will chuckle, agree and congratulate your wisdom. The one you sort-of fancy will will give you a "knowing look". All will be well. Things will definitely go down exactly like this. For sure. Yep.

See also: winning the argument in advance

"Oi, we have to be there in an hour, stop smiling to yourself and get dressed."
"Sorry, just preminiscing"

by d3nzel December 11, 2021

Premium wank

When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure

Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice

by Harry eade December 26, 2021

Premium

Stems from the word “gas”. Used in plug culture to mean “good shit” or “of top quality”, especially in reference to illicit substances.

Damn bro, that’s some premium herb.

by M/l/tant January 5, 2022

Premium Jackwood

The handcrafted, sawed and milled, sanded and polished, premium jackwood that comes from Charles Ledgerwood (Author Nobel prize winner GUEH, GUEH, GUEH) himself.

Picked myself up some premium jackwood today.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

PrePill

To overdose before :-)

Phil just PrePill

by Random words i made up April 3, 2022

Preming

To ejaculate through a straw placed in the eye of the penis

I just caught my brother "preming" and I will never drink a juice box ever again!

by Prima box May 9, 2022