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Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life
Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
by RomainPaul February 20, 2025
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Plumbers Face

Cat call that you use when you see a girl in the mall that you’d like to pipe down.
That Rachel girl has a plumbers face.
by Fact speeker May 1, 2021
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Lebanese Plumber

Lily gave Conner a lebanese plumber in the corner.
by mayb_c March 18, 2024
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Iceland Plumber

That mint body wash surprised me with an Iceland plumber; icy and refreshing.
by Smooth Jazz and Acid June 29, 2017
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Midtown Plumber

The act of being jerked off into a sink with the wooden handle of a plunger in your ass.
After getting the toilet unclogged, he decided to give his buddy a midtown plumber.
by Brack Friday November 4, 2015
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Wyoming Plumber

The act of opening someones asshole then shitting in it.
I cant go out tonight im doing a Wyoming Plumber
by Ligmasigmagoon18 May 7, 2025
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Dirty plumber

A dirty plumber is when two gay men or straight couple are preforming anal sex whilst one is constipated and they use there penis as a plunger and unclog there asshole
My boyfriend was constipated so i gave him the old dirty plumber
by Yur_stepbro July 7, 2025
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