Payton

He is very gay and is really racist and stupid. He never admits he is wrong and it’s really annoying. He will say he isn’t gay but he really is. He will be racist and salty all the time and sometimes u may think he has a disability. But no one is for sure if u does or not. Usually tall with weird dark hair

“Did u see that guy. I bet he was a Payton.”

by Ur Truthful dose of Tink October 23, 2019

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Payton

Payton is a very flat girl/woman she is a pancake and only can date syrup. Payton's are the people you don't wants to date if you don't like your girls FLAT. But if you do like flat girls then she is perfect.

Payton is my friend.

by Bromadness December 23, 2019

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A Payton is a name for a boy or a girl, it cal be spelled Payton or Peyton, I have the most amazing Payton in my life, she kid kind, smart and funny. She always knows how to make me laugh and will never stab you in the back she is an amazing person and I am just so happy that she is my friend!

Payton “why do ducks wear tuxedos?”...

“To cover their buttquacks”🤣

by Boots2006 June 15, 2019

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Payton is that ONE guy who has a really Big Ass Dick, but never says anything about it ever. It's like his Deepest Darkest Secret EVER1!!1! Payton is shy, so the ONLY way he'll tell you about it, is if you pay him with Chocolate.

Random Person: Hey Payton! I heard you have a bigggggg secret

Payton: Oh Shit! WHO TOLD YOU??

by Foxxx_2000 June 29, 2021

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Payton is a unisex name meaning it works for both guys and girls. I know a Payton. He’s a very loving brother who’s funny, weird, usually nice, sometimes annoying, and Can be very protective when he wants to be.

Friend: “Wow he’s a great guy. He’s cute too.”
Me: “yeah he’s a good guy you can tell even just by the fact his name is Payton, but ew he’s my brother I don’t think he’s cute.”

by thebelovedranboob June 15, 2020

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