Patrick

patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.
Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.
by surreal donuts October 21, 2019
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dude 1: Bro have you seen Patrick?
dude 2: Yeah bro he’s SO SUPREME
by dickgrayson June 12, 2019
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Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes
Patrick big weeb me not likey
by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019
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It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times
Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!
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A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well
Girl 1: ew who’s that?

Girl 2: that dude with the big nose? Oh yeah that’s patrick!
by Bigdicklover332 June 29, 2020
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Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc
by Eric shon March 25, 2020
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"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"
by lilhuddysnpass March 05, 2019
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