Flint Loose

a situation/event/problem that is capable of being done so smoothly it becomes as loose as Eric Flint.

Dude, i hooked up with that chick; SO EASY!

Like Flint Loose?

You know it.

by 22 Ninjas June 29, 2010

loose mitt

1. someone who has sex so much that their vagina looks like a loose mitt.

2. slut.

1. stop being a loose mitt and get off that boy.

2. your vagina looks like a loose mitt.

by omgggloose May 26, 2009

Loose necropheliac

A loose necropheliac prefers to blow-dry and stretch with lube the labial majora of an inpatient at a morgue preferably after closing.

I couldn't invite Herman to the holiday party because everyone suspects he is a loose necropheliac.

by Wet toot November 27, 2017

Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021

Running loose

When a guy has a girlfriend or a wife, but he is still sleeping around with other women.

Michael: Hey, I’m going to see one of my hoes.
Jarrod: What about Patricia?
Michael: Man, you know I’m just running loose.

by zzkdcountszz June 9, 2019

loose coochin

1. female version of free ballin'
2. female commando

Bitch, im goin loose coochin' tonight!

him: What kinda chonies is you wearin?
me: Honey, Im loose coochin'

by Angel Tripp; Cody Tripp March 29, 2007

Loose Coose

A bitch who says she loves you and then fucks your bestfriend. A slut who needs her legs clamped closed. She can’t even keep a dick out of her mouth long enough to apologize.

“I saw loose Coose today”

“Ew fuck her, but like not literally, she’s had more guys than a truck stop”

by Everybody clap your cheeks September 5, 2018