Target <3 is the secret name that you can use when you want to talk about your crush to your friends, target of your affection
Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw today!
Person 2: Who?!
Person 1: My Target <3!
Person 2: Ahh! They are so cute!
Person 2: Who?!
Person 1: My Target <3!
Person 2: Ahh! They are so cute!
by Hey Hallie February 15, 2021
Get the Target <3mug. A HIGHLY addicting place to shop where you just spend money for NO reason, forget what you came for, and then decide to buy things for NO REASON!
by #Youtube May 21, 2022
Get the Targetmug. A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work
“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”
“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”
“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”
by anonymous November 12, 2020
Get the target girlfriendmug. John: "Daniel, this guy is such a chronic targeter!"
Daniel: "What do you mean?"
John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"
Daniel: "What do you mean?"
John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
Get the Chronic Targetermug. 1
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.
Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.
Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb
or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb
or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
Get the The Target Situationmug. Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.
Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.
by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021
Get the Target Practivemug. Term for a recreational marijuana dispensary used when traveling with a group of people for work; most of whom are squares. In general this occurs between the two people in the group who smoke.
Can also be used via work instant messenger to discuss such places in code.
Can also be used via work instant messenger to discuss such places in code.
Hey Gus; after we are done with work here I have to run to Target as I ran out of toothpaste. Did you want to come along?
by Webzombie March 4, 2019
Get the Targetmug.