Nose Full of Custard

The situation in which a human's sinuses are quite disgustingly clogged and the viscous residue which erupts from one's cavernous nostrils is the consistency and yellow hue of Custard.

Mo: Did you see that Fabio guy? He used his tie to wipe his Nose Full of Custard.

by ThaiCube December 6, 2017

Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.

Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"

by Boxboys March 8, 2011

Carolina Custard Swirl

the act of assfucking a girl, then creampieing her asshole. As you pull out your dick, your man batter and her shit combines to form the glaze that is coating your cock. You proceed to insert your half chub into her pussy knowing she is on her period. As you fuck her the frothy creamy substance around her vag is carolina custard swirl.

After cumming in her ass, and fucking her right in the pussy, she scooped out the sweet carolina custard swirl and spread it on the peanut butter sandwich.

by mike devivo February 7, 2015

Soggy Custard Cup

The act of screwing a cup of custard

"man I love custard."
"Enough to give it a Soggy Custard Cup?"

by Custard Cupper January 13, 2009

Strawberry Custard Pie

While having sex and right before cumming, you punch the girl's nose making her bleed, cum on the blood, and stir them together with your dick

I gave her a Strawberry Custard Pie

by K February 16, 2015

bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

by Sam R September 24, 2006

Spuew your Custard

The act of cumming after a month without.

Tom: I Spuewed my Custard yesterday after a month cold turkey, omg the relief.
Glen: I know what you mean, to Spuew your Custard rocks.

by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010