Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.

by dil_nasx March 3, 2021

Cat

A furry snake with legs

Kid one: I own a cat
Kid two: you mean a snake

by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019

Cat

Your future overlord.

"Our supreme leader, Oreo the cat, has a bounty for your life that I'm going to collect."

by just 4 cats in a trench coat November 17, 2020

cat

a cat

its a cat

by Colorss January 10, 2022

cat

something you can snuggle with all day while eating food and binge watching a series

im gonna binge watch breaking bad with my cat

by ayyeitsmagdog January 20, 2017

Cat

Adorable. Enough said.

My cat is sooo cute.

by Coco locomotive May 6, 2021

Cat

Not a dog

“I see a dog.”
“That is a cat.”

by Am/Pm May 18, 2018