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hotdog party

Like a sausage fest, what you get when you initially expect an event to have a reasonable number of women, but to your horror discover consists mostly (or entirely) of guys. This is a terminal condition because unless a large group of girls shows up (or one happens to be an attention whore, see: youniverse), no single woman will risk being the first bun to walk in the room.
Man, the party sucked; the girls left right after we got there and then it was just a hotdog party. When everyone started looking around we issued a nonpology and left--we were not at all interested in witnessing a circle jerk.
by Haywood Jablowmi July 6, 2007
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Alaskan Hotdog

A short amount of time. Akin to a New York minute but imperceptibly faster.
Bob: Hey, I need those tps reports done
John: sure I'll have them done in an Alaskan hotdog.
by engaginformation March 30, 2015
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hotdog taco

A penis inside a vagina.

You see, 'cause a hot dog is like a penis, and the taco is like the vagina - its funny!!!!!1111eleven11
Me n' me bitch went and made ourselves some hotdog tacos.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004
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hotdog in a hallway

Dave: hey I just fucked my girlfriend!

Fred: was it like a hotdog in a hallway
by sharpsickel August 6, 2011
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Hotdog juice

Steamy moist liquid coming for the hotdog
Jenna's first words were hotdog juice
by Slayingallday November 23, 2015
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Albanian Hotdog

Where two intimate partners who are scrambled in the brain share excrement by connecting both their butt cheeks together and violently exchange poop
Phil and Jane Decided to do an "Albanian Hotdog" to lighten the mood.
by TheSpankSir October 19, 2014
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Chocolate Hotdog

When a woman/man while laying facedown spreads their butt cheeks while another individual defecates a solid turd into the opening of the cheeks. This creates the appearance of a chocolate hotdog which is carefully placed in-between two buns.
Robbie was lying on his stomach so I told him to spread his cheeks, and I gave him a chocolate hotdog. He loved it.

Sarah loves it when I give her a good ole chocolate hotdog. It gets her off!
by OGK37S3Y August 18, 2021
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