got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

Got Streeted On

As a pedestrian: To be sprayed / soaked with gutter water, as a result of a passing car.

That lady back there totally got streeted on when you passed her.

by sailingship May 19, 2010

Got the Spreadsheet

A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"

"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"

by Florida RJ July 22, 2014

got layers

To pay respect to the person or subject

He's got layers on him

That got layers

Your mum's mousakka got layers on

Yo, does he got layers?

RespectPay homage

by moffy7 December 14, 2015

Got Receipts

When somebody pulls up info/ tea from the past when you contradict yourself.

Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!

by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019

ain't got no

Ain't got no is defined as do not have.

You still ain't got no money.

by Keen Gadfly November 13, 2020

got topic

Someone worth knowing, and great to listen to, because they have something interesting to say on a variety of things.

You should meet her, you’d love talking to her... she’s got topic.

by Scatdiddleybap August 6, 2020