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Nolan

A total idiot (he says himself) who is very tall and very dumb he is obsessed with basketball like how a 5-year-old girl is obsessed with her Barbies.
He acts like he is in on drugs ( he probably is ) NO girls actually like him which Is very reasonable.
by beanstalkbecker June 6, 2022
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Nolan Chance is a alpha male who refuses to be inquired by drugs, sex, or alcohol. Making in appearance in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 4, Season 4. Even being in many collabs with famous icons such as Khaby Lame, Nick Eh 30, Fish Thicc, Ninja, FaZe Jarvis, Maquoddy B. Larkin, and Robert Oppenheimer. Much is unknown about Nolan Chance besides being a charismatic and optimistic guy, and having a tenuous passion with sleeping with small Indian boys.
I love Nolan Chance from Fornite
by God Of Condoms September 2, 2023
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Nolan

Nolan, A guy who seems nice but becomes a bitch to people who are different.Sure hes cute and has good hair but Nolan can be a jerk to woman who are a little fat or different.
Girl one: Hey that guy Nolan..He called me big..
Girl two: He said my hair was gross!
Girl three: He said i smelled

And so on
by lil~eboy November 4, 2019
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Nolan

"Nolan has such a small penis"
by AllKnowingBigBoy February 20, 2019
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Nolan

A dumb idiot who has to go to the mental hospital and takes meds bc all of the girls hes gotten have fucked him up.
Wheres Nolan at?
I think he's at the Psych Ward again.
I hate nolan
Nolan should dissapear
by Nooooocruiseship October 2, 2025
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Nolan

Nolan is outgoing and fun. He is a good looking guy who is confident and funny. He is very entertaining and when hanging out with him, you will never be bored. At first all you see is the fun side of him but once you get to know him you will see that he is actually a big softy with a big heart. He is the type of person to stick up for the people he cares about and to say things that other people are too scared to say. He is brave and doesn’t care what others think. Once you really get to know him though you’ll see that he is very self aware. He is very particular with who he lets see the real him and who he decides to care about. He would entertain anyone and be friends with almost anyone but only a select few get to see who he truly is when he isn’t busy trying to make people laugh and be entertaining.
Person 1: Nolan is so funny!
Person 2: I know right. I don’t know anyone else like him.
by weirddome28 November 26, 2023
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Cian nolan

A big fucking Goliath who is commonly known as the local pedo. He usually sniffs farts and lives bog cock
by Sus.,imposter92 September 6, 2021
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