Noun: Similar to "white noise" from electronic equipment, blonde noise is the static heard within packs of 3 or more girls under the age of 21. Exposure to this is known to have caused earthquakes, world wars, tsunamis, and anorexia.
"om y god is that that new coke black oh my god i totally need one but i dont know its like twenty five calories oh my god that is like 4 redbulls southbeachdiet yeah i totally think we should get some vodka tonight ill get my brother to get it for us he is totally pathetic OH MY GOD THAT IS SO RANDOM"... Usually followed immediately by the sounds of people of normal intelligence putting pistols into their mouths.
Chad slapped Cindy today... he didn't want to put up with her blonde noise all the time.
Chad slapped Cindy today... he didn't want to put up with her blonde noise all the time.
by Bill Young July 29, 2006
Get the Blonde Noisemug. by Trevor the Gross September 1, 2006
Get the Love - Noisemug. 
To make subtle whimpering sounds or soft cries. Much like someone who has been the victim of a terrible crime or tragedy.
by Dallion January 24, 2015
Get the Victim Noisesmug. I was cruising Cranbourne the other night, took this round-about FULL NOISE and ended up in a ditch!
by Novastorm July 4, 2006
Get the full noisemug. Sound that a girl makes going down on you when she is really good at oral sex. Sounds like a duck choking. The girl is usually a chicken head, and may never actually happen outside of the porn industry.
- hey man is that girl any good at oral?
- damn straight that girl makes the duck noise like nobody's business.
- damn straight that girl makes the duck noise like nobody's business.
by puckalicious September 14, 2013
Get the duck noisemug. (n.) An imaginary noise heard when one drinks too much energy cococola and has just missed the arrival of the meat loaf truck
by BBC June 28, 2005
Get the Bubbly noisemug.