Noah

A person who can shred guitar and cant get girls

Noah shreds guitar

by Nojo is cool January 1, 2020

Noah

Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.

Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"

by Noah is trash April 17, 2019

Noah

Noah is the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny, handsome, entertaining, sporty and smart.

Noah has all the girls and can be a great friend.

Noah was at the party.

by makskekr September 2, 2018

Noah

Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent

GIRL 1: I really like Noah

GIRL 2: He is so Hot, smart and kind

by WelpISuck December 13, 2019

Noah

The straightest coolest sexiest smartest funniest guy with a big ass and a massive dick. Coolest guy at every party. Much cooler than james

Emily: Noah is so fit oh my gosh i want to have sex with him

James : yeah i do too because i like men

by grizzlynoah9 November 6, 2020

Noah

Genuine crackhead energy and gives himself waves which look fucking horrendous but still a g

Noah stop banging out fortnite, you crackhead

by Manemijeff May 13, 2020

Noahed

You know there is no redemption when Noah has unleashed his pro roasts on you

"What happened to Fred?"

"He got Noahed man."

by Lit as a mother fucker July 1, 2017