hobo's beard

When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.

I got hobo's beard from Tom last night. fuck Tom.

by tatertot December 26, 2007

Hobo Camp

A Word that is said when you cant say what W-I-N spells

When Jerri didnt know what W-I-N meant she blerted out Fandango, then HoboCamp

by Slick Bentley August 5, 2004

hobo mafia

the organization of hobos/bums that conspire to take your food, your money, and your left shoe when you dont give them change but have a pocket full of quarters,nickles, dimes,etc

the hobo mafia will come after you if you dont give them your change...

by zayl October 24, 2006

hobo chic

Looking like a bum. Synonymous to dressing in 'boho chic,' made popular by Sienna Miller.

woman 1: "did you see that hobo chic bum in the alley?"
woman 2: "you mean Sienna Miller?"

by TheBehotch June 25, 2006

Hobo Sex

The act of having sexual intercourse on a cardboard box.

No Questions, No Answers, That's Hobo Sex!

by CardboardHobo December 10, 2010

hobo dance

A dance that is commonly used to receive food. Normally preformed by a hobo. Hobo dances are preformed in circles and the person or persons preforming the dance are normally screaming and acting like retards.

Erin and Ady hobo danced around in circles for hours just to get a hot dog.

by Erin Derr and Ady Putt February 10, 2008

Hobo Supermodel

A girl who lacks financial means, but still somehow manages to sport all the latest fashions - either by wardrobing, shopping very carefully on ebay/in second-hand stores, by craftily modifying existing items of clothing to match current runway trends, or making her own clothes.

Many struggling designers are actually Hobo Supermodels - cash strapped, they make their own fashion out of whatever they can get their hands on.

Generally looked down upon by it girls, who are mostly too vain and stupid to realise that most of the dresses they pay stupid money for are being designed by people who started out as Hobo Supermodels.

"Check it out! I got these Jimmy Choos on sale for a quid!"

"You superb little hobo supermodel, you!"

by ClubBarf October 16, 2011