Doc Ock

Abbreviated slang for ‘occupational physician’.

Called in sick the other day. My boss doesn’t trust me, so now I have to visit Doc Ock to have my symptoms checked.

by Laquatus October 16, 2023

faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.

That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..

by anonymous January 6, 2024

DOC

This stands for Dumb Old Cunt.
It's an abbreviation used when you can't use abusive language eg. Facebook.

You have never smoked weed in your life DOC.

by The real nze April 21, 2023

WHATS UP DOC

WHEN YOUR HEAD IS BACK ON THE HEAD REST OF YOUR SEAT AS YOU ARE GETTING HEAD

I AM COMING HURRY UP SAY WHATS UP DOC

by littlebitlight May 9, 2023

DOC

Drug Of Choice.

Joe: "Adderall is by far the best thing I've ever had. It's my DOC."
Bob: "You're strange, dude..."

by .ADHD December 10, 2023

Doc Dredd

A cocktail that consists of 2 parts pineapple crush 2 parts Smirnoff vodka and 5 parts codeine. prepared and drank out of a water cooler jug in one chug.

Person 1: Yo, Kaden is making a Doc Dredd!
Person 2: Oh shit, I gotta see this!

by TheRealHazy December 6, 2018

Doc Lock

Doc Lock refers to locking lips with an Army medic. This action can cure 99.9 percent of common ailments including pain and space aids

"My wisdom teeth removal really has my mouth hurting."
"Just go cop a Doc Lock at the aid station"

by Doc Doc Doc August 12, 2017