Nathan

Knowing someone named Nathan is the greatest honor any person on earth could receive. Truly a being of divine importance, anyone lucky enough to know someone by the name should consider themselves to be in favor with all gods and deities. Nathan is the embodiment of the moral high ground and his spoken word should be regarded as nothing less than the essence of what is right in any scenario. Nathan’s intellect surpasses that of any great thinkers to ever exist, the mere existence of his mind threatens to upend all human knowledge as it becomes subject to the very whims of Nathans worldwide. Nathan truly is a person of god-like proportions.

Person 1: yo who is that?

Person 2: Shut up and start groveling! Don’t you know that’s Nathan

by Fapgod November 23, 2021

Nathan

Nathan is very based and awesome. Also he is a God of men. pERIOD.

WOW, that person is our lord and Nathan!

by gamelakhe February 20, 2021

Nathan

An incredible small person who’s family are full of retards, Nathan is so incredibly small because his mother neglected him before the small cunt was born

Look at that incredible small fucker over there, they’re definitely a Nathan

by ReverseCowBoy69 November 25, 2019

nathan

a cunt

hey you know that cunt nathan

by biggie cheese is senpai October 25, 2020

nathan

very cool pretty so cool and so cool and pretty and so cool and strong and more

nathan is so cool

by nathan is cool June 7, 2022

Nathan

A basic surfer name. But only the best surfers have the name Nathan. All the girls would die over Nathan, but they don’t want to express themselves because there nervous.

Person: Wanna come to my party on Friday ?

Girl: Ummmm sorry I can’t I’m busy.

Person: Wait but Nathan will be there!

Girl: Oh yeah I can come! I’ll change my schedule!

Dude that’s a total Nathan right there

by Shuckedgoose69 May 12, 2019

Nathan

He is the kind of guy that never grows up. Peter Pan syndrome at its finest. He is always down for anything with the guys. XBOX, beer, and money are his 3 favorite things. He is a hard worker and spends most of his time on the job. He has a close connection with family and is a big mama's boy. Ladies, if you're starting to get feelings don't get you hopes up. Nathan's don't commit! He wants all the benefits of a relationship without the label. His beard makes him more attractive than he really is. All in all, Nathan is funny and good company.

Nathan: A grown man that mentally never ages past 18.

by E Tate April 6, 2022