myspace

Is a place to fulfill your highschool drama, meet strage men and to stalk your ex boyfriends.

So like i was reading his comments on myspace and he was so flirting with her im pissed

by Nicolesucksdick May 21, 2008

myspace

The homepage for 12 year old camera-whores and 60 year old pedophiles.

Myspace,Facebook,...- they are all the same!

by JKKC January 12, 2008

Myspace

A website used for getting children sued, expelled and suspended. Myspace has become home to many hilarious myspace profiles about teachers and princibles.

LOL! they just found out who made that myspace.

by skater hot dude man November 24, 2007

Myspace

The largest gathering of sex offenders on the internet.

"I was thinking of getting a myspace account. Good idea?"

"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."

by FlareKitsune December 8, 2009

myspace

A popular website for children (it's not for children!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.

0H!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone?

Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)

by Tony Huynh April 16, 2008

myspace

GAYYYYYY!!!! Ego tripping people who go on there just to feel loved. The most pointless site ever. Don't waste your time making one. People look for someone they met in kindergarden and add them as a friend just to seem cool even though they havent talked to them in over 5 years. Or they add people who they haven't ever met but they go to their school, their friend knows them, or they are extremely hot. Not really an age limit. There are 7 year olds who say they are 23! Just so they can make one. And people that arent allowed to have one sneak around for it. They go on at friends houses and when their parents are asleep and clueless!

Myspace is a waste of time!

by smartest teenager ever! June 29, 2006

myspace

A place for emo no life faggots to spill out their tears.

Fred0949's MySpace Blog:

<Fred0949> My mom called me a bitch today, so I slit my wrist.

<jIm4930> oMg CoOl!lllllll!1!!!1

by Demsac July 5, 2007