Mook

When one excretes an unfathomable amount of fecal matter or if the Mook as a whole smells equivalent to The

Great Depression or Rosa Parks bus seat, typically very warm in temperature to the point that your anal cavity feels like a small furnace. Mooks can cause you to think you are a Human Keurig. Often refereed to as a Mookie Betts or having a Mookie Betts.

Dan: Kyle, Are you hungover?
Kyle: Yea man i've taken like 3 beer Mooks already this morning from all those Genesee Cream Ales i had.
Zach: What the fuck is that smell ?
Kyle: The Mook man.

by KGDaddy January 31, 2018

mook dort

mook dort is a way to reference to weed in california, specifically in the ventura area

Hey bro, do you have a dob of mook dort?

by venturaing May 13, 2022

Mook

Somebody named DJ who doesn't pay attention when playing video games because he's too busy watching cat videos on Facebook.

"DJ come on we gotta go kill the target"
"Sorry, I was watching Cat videos again"
"PAY ATTENTION YOU F***ING MOOK!!"

by MYDIXXXXISENORMOUS August 1, 2018

Mook

NYSDOCCS In the Prison system of NY state. Mook means: homosexual,inferior and or punk

Hand your bread over mook,

this place is not big enough for the both of us mook,
I ain't fucking with you mooks,

by NYUpstate DOCCS November 13, 2017

Mook

To pack the bowl of a piece (e.g. a bong or pipe) with both tobacco and marijuana.

Wanna mook? I'm tryna get spiced.

by EntymologyEtymologist March 10, 2020

Mook

The smartest idiot you know

"That fucker from Tucson is a real Mook."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because I fuckin' said so, now get back to digging."

by desert_fox44 March 12, 2024

Mook

Piece of skin, under your nose and above your lips

"I'm gunna punch you right in the mook"

*prociedes to punch in the mook, while calling the said nigger, a mook"

by knicknack121 August 29, 2016