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Mongol Empire

The Mongol empire was one the biggest empires in history. It was born in 1206 and hit its peak in 1309, but began starting to fall as other countries became richer, and then in 1368, it finally fell to its death and it just became a single country named Mongolia. You may hear about Temujin, who is just Chinggis/Genghis Khan disguised.
The Mongol Empire was the biggest empire in history!
The Mongol Empire exploded when Temujin was born.
by ActualWordMeanings August 13, 2022
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Mongolian salsa

The mixture of piss and shit in someone’s butthole after you piss in it.
Me and my girl made Mongolian Salsa last night and that shit was bussin’.
by Steadlur November 22, 2022
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Mongolian Cock Knot

The act of three burly men scissoring
Saw these guys having quite the Mongolian Cock Knot on the steps of the White house lawn the other day.
by FunterTundle February 14, 2023
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Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.
never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open
by yehudah October 24, 2006
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Mongolian Chimneysweep

A sexual act performed following anal intercourse, where the person who was being penetrated does a head-stand exposing his/her gaping anus and the penetrator sits atop the penetratee and defecates into their rectum.
The Mongolian Chimneysweep requires some degree of flexibility.
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Mongril bread

Bread that has been mongrilafied by mongrils
My friends like to stick crayons up their exit holes. Mongril Bread
by Beaver cleaver it is May 5, 2009
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Mongolian Wetnap

When a girl spits in a guy's eye and then sits on his face.
"We were so drunk last night that I let her mongolian wetnap me"
by Abby Foxhaven December 28, 2009
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