McHenry Margarita

Alcoholic drink. Bourbon and cola with a splash of peach shnapps. Drink of choice of many from the McHenry area.

Hey barkeep, we want to get plowed! How about some McHenry margaritas?

by rapidrowe September 19, 2012

macheen

How everybody will say machine in the future.

it is now a word

in the year 2100

dude: what's that amazing thing you bought
dude 2: its a macheen that slows down time
dude: how does it work?
due 2: magic watch
dude: cccccccccccccccoooooooooooooollllllllllllllll(slowly)

by love macheen November 13, 2013

machete slapped

1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.

2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).

3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.

Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!

Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.

by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013

Machewpewp

Drinking game between two people in which one flips a coin and they both call out heads or tails and if you're wrong you drink

I got a bottle, Wanna play machewpewp?

by saphigan malloy September 12, 2014

Machete speech

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.

Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.

by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015

Micheal Duque

A sweet, intelligent man that will lead you on and then become a complete asshole in 0.2 seconds.

I thought he was cool turns out he was a Micheal Duque

by Cxrljft May 4, 2016

machelor

A Married Bachelor. A married person whose lifestyle is similar to a bachelor's.

Go home Machelor, remember you have a wife?

by bragboy September 20, 2016