Father Martin

He’s the priest. Don’t trust him! He only tells lies!

“Yo father Martin just asked me to go to the garden!”
“DONT GO! ITS ALL LIES”

by 89oy May 29, 2020

Jordan Martin

Crackhead who will rob 120 from your work place

Jordan Martin i dont trust him look at his van

by Dollar October 22, 2019

Pullin' a Martin

snow shoveling

It's going to snow tonight, but I'm not going to shovel it since it's going to be warm later this week. I'll be pullin' a Martin

by nepats May 27, 2018

Martin Ford

A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass

Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.

by tklol December 15, 2008

Chodys Martin

Someone or something that is quite small but quite wide

“That thing is way wider then Chodys Martin”

by Lucas kostich November 9, 2023

Ben Martin

The best very handsome man typically a ginger

You're looking like Ben Martin

by Timothy Gibson February 25, 2022

martin blackwood

one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.

some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir

by shampoo_bitch April 26, 2022