Marcus Khoury

A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.

"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
"right?"
"What?"

by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022

marcus machine

it's the marcus machine

get into the goddamn marcus machine

by scopophobicc August 23, 2021

marcus villareal

a sexy mf that goes to lucio middle school ngl he is kind of cute

marcus villareal: how tf do i not have a gf

by fwcotton April 18, 2022

Marcus Georges

A REAL ASS NIGGA

"That guy is pretty thug"
"Yeah man he's Marcus Georges"

by MEruisc January 22, 2014

Marcus swifty

Marcus swifty is a ooga booga

Marcus swifty is a gta playa

by Werdasliestistdumm March 19, 2021

Marcus (cat)

The best motherfucking cat in the whole wide world

Marcus (cat) is the best word for a cat he's just the best ever

by Punkassbitch May 4, 2015

Mini Marcus

A guy with a very small cock. Which cums when you go within 2 metres of it.

Oh my god mini Marcus ignored me again

by Meme lords August 3, 2020