Manchestered

When a very large and heavy man sits on your chest so you can't move.

I was wrestling with Jack and then he Manchestered me.

by ManlyManchesterMan April 30, 2020

Manchester

When someone claims they can, will, could or would do something and another person calls Manchester the original party must perform said action or get an eyebrow notch.

Person 1-matt is such an idiot

Matt- hey that hurt my feelings im going to cry
Person 1- Manchester

Matt- begins to cry because he was machestered or else he would get eyebrow notch

by Dolapatsn March 20, 2020

Manchester

A word Cody from Iowa made up in 2011

Person 1: “I’m gonna punch you in the face”
Person 2: “Manchester”

by JustFactz May 24, 2022

Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022

Manchester Spikefield

Thumbtacks up the bottom.

I Manchester Spikefielded him last night.

by CapTouhou November 4, 2021

Manchester

A word of expression to imitate the accent of one from Manchester. Usually said in unison with others.

Person 1: "Yeah I'm going up to Manchester today"
Person 2: " Manchester"
Person 3: "Manchester"
Person 4: "Manchester"

by SM067221 February 1, 2019