a person who constantly thinks up, writes or tweets lies about their sex life. usually a neglected child who'll think up anything to spice up their life, but are too thick to know when the game's up and spot that people see through their bull.
OMFG! that derek's such a congenitalia liar! he's been on facebook all night lying about his conquests! he's never pulled anyone!
by gomble April 23, 2011

by pumpumtightnfresh April 30, 2022

A person who lies because it makes them sound cool. This person will probably be wearing mismatching clothes, chunky socks sticking out of boots, and funky glasses.
If I make up a FAKE Indi band called the "flannel hearts", and ask you if you like them, and you say "I love the Flannel Hearts!"....then you, my friend, are a BLAST LIAR.
by TNUC4L April 21, 2011

by bebetter27 May 19, 2024

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.
Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.
Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.
Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!
by jaggae September 7, 2008

by Themegamemesdealer April 6, 2022

Liar.
Usually goes by the name of Ethan.
Don’t believe him, he doesn’t have 6 toes and the ability to fly.
Usually goes by the name of Ethan.
Don’t believe him, he doesn’t have 6 toes and the ability to fly.
Ethan’s mind: “if I say I am the messiah will they believe me? Yes, whatever gets us more attention. I crave attention. I am a pathological liar. My name isn’t even Ethan, that’s another lie”
Ethan: “did you know I am the messiah ?”
Ethan: “did you know I am the messiah ?”
by Rara da noisy lion April 6, 2019
