A sport for short rich white men who couldn’t swing a baseball bat for their life. Many started in their little league years because they were tired of hitting last and playing right field every game. Lacrosse is the only sport where height is not an advantage, therefore many short, fast “athletes” play lacrosse because their bodies are simply not built for Football, baseball, basketball etc. lacrosse is only played in about seven states so there’s basically no competition for college roster spots. Many lacrosse players receive scholarships from prestigious universities when they are nothing close to college athletes because of this lack in competition.
Blaine: I’m looking to use my speed and agility to play a college sport but I’m to short to compete in any of them.
Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?
Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?
by Leotts December 3, 2019
Get the Lacrossemug. An amazing sport that you play which is in some cases violent but it is super you get to run down a muddy pitch screaming when the rain is pouring and your teammates are cheering what could be a better use of your time
by Word.ahollic October 27, 2018
Get the Lacrossemug. by urbandictioanarynerd4 October 24, 2019
Get the hug a lacrosse girl daymug. by Lamar;gacashon March 14, 2025
Get the Lacrossemug. this is the worst fucking club on the planet do not play for them or your weekends will be ruined and you will have frequent thoughts of quitting the sport all together. play for any other dmv club trust me it is better for your mental health
by kate8292020 April 12, 2021
Get the stars lacrossemug. by anonymous April 8, 2022
Get the LeRoy LaCrossemug.