Kurt Cobains Murder

Kurt Cobains Murder was commited by Courtney Love - yeah thats right peoples - believe it, if you dont, then your ignorant and should see www.cobaincase.com as it shall convince your ass

Ignorant Person: Dude, like Kurt, like sooo kill himself, like what are you on about with Kurt Cobains Murder
Clever Person: NO you moron, read the evidence duh, he was too drugged to kill himself and wasnt suicidal, and Courtney Love had alot to lose. So There.

by Adeyebe May 21, 2006

Kurt Cobaining

A sexual act where as man is about to climax, or reach his peak, he pulls out a shotgun and blows his brains out.

Dave: Oh man I love Angie, I think I'm going do some Kurt Cobaining on her tonight.

by Rockhand Cockhand August 19, 2013

Kurt Cobang

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-bang" in the process.

Kurt Cobang is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. When he did it, it went "Bang!" That was pretty smart of him to do that. He made a big nasty mess, too.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Kurt Cobained

The act of ejaculating and almost accidentally hitting yourself in the face with it.

Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.

by Crispy beans October 7, 2021

Kurt Cobrained

When someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are Kurt Cobrained.

"Ah, fuck! This kid on the sofa's Kurt Cobrained man!"

"What?"

"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"

"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"

"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"

"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Kurt Cobaing

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-baing" in the process.

Kurt Cobaing is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. That was pretty smart of him to do that.

by PMax March 8, 2008

Kurt CoBlaine

The name given to the brotp (group of friends) including Kurt, Blaine, and his brother Cooper, from the TV show Glee.

Gleek 1: So, i know the name for Kurt/Blaine as otp is Klaine, but what is the brotp name for them and Cooper?
Gleek 2: Kurt CoBlaine

Gleek: i love Kurt CoBlaine
normal person: That is an insult to Kurt Cobain's memory. Stop it.

by That person that watches Glee December 21, 2012