Kiddy-Style

A sexual activity in which the woman gets in a downward dog position and stretches her ass open. The man proceeds to put the tip, and only the tip, of his penis into her ass. While in her the man will urinate. Afterwards, the woman will shit her piss-fermented shit into a tube, put it in an oven, and wait for it to turn into a baby. This reflects the way one percieves sex as a kid. FOR BEST EFFECT DO THIS WHILE SOFT

Damn, me and this bitch hd the best kiddy-style sex last night. I can't for that thing to come out of the oven!

by TheDefinerOfSodom December 12, 2019

kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 14, 2013

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023

Kiddy

A little kid who's a nerd and very queer

Riley is a little kiddy

by Thomas pannone July 21, 2022

kiddie play

adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)

Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."

by είμαι ωμόρος March 21, 2021

Gun Kiddie

A child obsessed with guns despite lacking knowledge about the topic.
Similar to: Script kiddie

f*cking gun kiddie, the shell doesn't come out the front of the gun!

by Geraldston December 30, 2023

Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy

“My 6 leg multi just got up”
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies”

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021