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Josh

Supper smart' my equal rival, he's mediocre at woblox, he's very single
Dang josh is almost as cool as Ben
by Yasss queen 78 November 5, 2018
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Josh

josh is a somewhat decent person. he is pretty nice and also kinda funny. although Denis is a better boyfriend then josh (because the name josh is at the top of all f***boy lists and Denis is just better.) Josh is a person that gets in trouble with teachers A LOT and he is kinda mean. he uses his moms phone to text and has changed a lot since he got a girlfriend.
aoife is dating josh
by Emily IS A WRATT June 28, 2019
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Josh

Josh is a guy who likes to have fun and loves to talk to his friends. He defends himself and others around him and can be very dirty minded. If he opens up to you it means he trust you and that he cares about you. He brightens your day and can make you laugh in a second. He treats you right and will defend you in any situation. When he cries in front of you it means he trusts you enough to know you wont judge him as he never shows his emotions. He's a very loveable person but does have a dark side, he never really shows it though.
"Hey you know that person called Josh?"
"Oh yeah he's pretty awesome!"
by Hiddenshadowgirl June 4, 2019
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Josh

Someone who skips to do FUCKING cricket.
by WillBeWill009 November 17, 2022
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Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.
"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."
by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017
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Josh

Very short
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"
"Hey ur a josh at games" "I know :("
by Louise Mary Jayne November 18, 2018
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Josh

Josh is an amazing person. He never fails to brighten up your days. He sometimes can be the laziest person ever, but somedays he is so motivated to do stuff. He is extremely gentle and has a voice of an angel. His smile can brighten up any dark space, his eyes are a beautiful hazel which are so mesmerizing. His jokes are not far off of perfect. You can never stay mad at him because he always acts like so adorable and sweet. Although sometimes things may be tough for him, he is a strong man. Josh is extremely talented and can do anything if he puts his mind to it. He is extremely intelligent and cunning, and charming with his words. Josh is a huge nerd when it comes to History, he knows many things, and thinks of many things that wouldn’t cross anybody's mind. He has a very unique personality, and loves video games as well and working out. If you have a Josh in your life, never let him go. He's an angel in disguise.

I love you, and I'm not deleting this Josh.
Is that Josh?
Yeah! He’s my boyfriend, isn’t he adorable?
Yes. You guys make such a cute couple.
Thanks!
by jxid January 18, 2022
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