Jordan

Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.

A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories

by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.

Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"

by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is A guy named Jordan Elijah Scoot Which is known as being Gay

Jordan is Gay

by La wacha April 10, 2019

Jordan

A very nice, and smart person, he will always brighten your day. If u see any Jordan say hi and make him your friend because any Jordan can brighten u up

Did u see that. I talked with a cool kid named Jordan. He is really cool!!

by Kylie Paris April 1, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is an pretty ass girl. If u fuck with her she will beat your ass period. Yes she has hater but she don’t care u just show off to them how her life great and a little bad but showing them, they hating make her life feel life a movie because in movies everyone got haters. She very pretty and smart. She bomb as fuck and if u had her u ain’t getting her back period.

Guy: dam I had Jordan then I loss her

Same guy : I’m finna ask her out
Jordan: u had me now u lost me You ain’t getting me back

by Mess up chocolate February 25, 2019

Jordan

He is so fine and has a couple of crushes he is suck a freaky person so watch out

He was trying to fuck he is such a Jordan

by Huhle February 24, 2019

The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!

Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**

by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021