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Junkman Jobber 

Junkman Jobber: A disheveled, non-specialized, Caucasian scab tradesman, consistently performing slipshod and ramshackle workmanship, by applying half-assed shortcuts and techniques and usage of incorrect or cheap materials, using an array of outdated, malfunctioning pawnshop or stolen tools. The junkman jobber can typically be seen driving a beat up, dented, rusted out, high-mileage, ill maintained pickup truck with “rims” haphazardly loaded with tools, materials and junk left unsecure in the bed. The inside of the junkm’n jobmobile is loaded with cigarette butts, fast food wrappers, empty cans of monster energy drink, Doritos bags, cigarette packages and vape cartridges. Some sort of generic extreme sticker or branding (MMA, tacticool, tattoo-life, beard cuture) is normally present as well. The standard attire worn to work, and all other occasions, is baggy, saggy-assed jeans with tears and paint stains, a flat billed ball cap, shitty boots, some sort of extreme logo branded t-shirt with excessively crappy tattoos showing. In winter, a flannel or hoodie is added for warmth and gangsta’ effect. (hood up with ball cap on and smoke in mouth all shady like). The JJ reverts to degenerate criminal-like white trash lifestyle the moment their “professional” day or job period ends, (stealing / scavenging materials from the jobsite), or other activities usually resulting in debt, jail-time, addiction or unwanted pregnancy. The movie AFTERMATH (2013) presents this type well.
If you want your home remodeled, do not go with junkman jobber, pay the extra money for high-quality or union craftsmanship.

My roof is leaking and its not even raining! I shouldn't have hired a junkman jobber.
Junkman Jobber by Kirkury January 21, 2022
One who has been gaming for a long time, but is still a very big newbie in the gaming world.
"What?! He just TKed me? What a damn jobber!!!"
jobber by ... June 21, 2003

Jubber-Naught 

A term for a disabled person in an electric/motorised wheelchair.

Used to describe the disabled person and wheelchair collectively.

An extension of the word Jubb which is a term for a disabled person and Roller-Jubb which is a disabled person in non electric/motorised wheelchair.

A play on the word Juggernaught

The bigger the disabled person and the wheelchair, the more relevant the term is.
1) That Jubber-Naught almost ran me over!

2) That Jubber-Naught has a ugly face
Daddy Jubber. Daddy to all he meets.

Perhaps the original Gay man to exist in South Africa.

The lanky gae of England

Only a level below Papa Chan

Still the biggest trap of all time.
Oh look its Jubber the biggest gae of them all
Jubber by Jubber of all December 3, 2018
A Wrestler that pefrorms on WWE Heat, Velocity and Dark Matches
jobber by dw March 23, 2003

butt puppy hand jobber 

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence
CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha