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Jens

An athletic young man who likes to go out with his friends and loves his girlfriend a lot! He's incredibly funny and hot. His arms are muscular and unforgettable. He's a great listener and cares a lot. Jens is the type of boy that will win you over with his goofy attitude and silly jokes but on the other hand, his soft shy side will make you stay. Get yourself a Jens before it's too late!!
A: Are you still single?

B: Yes, boys suck!

A: You should get yourself a Jens. They never dissapoint.
by Ami333 September 20, 2022
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Jen

If u meet a jen beware her smile and laugh will entrance you. But in the end she will have used and abused you.
Who stole my red Versace bag? Oh it was Jen.
by Frenchie cc June 6, 2022
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Jenning

Just Jen being Jen.
Jen was doing her normal crazy thing over there, you know just Jenning.
by ChrisAndJen March 29, 2025
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Just Jen

Just Jens hate punctuation errors but use barley instead of barely. They need smart friends
Just Jen: " I saw that on tik tok and was like fuck no! I do everything one handed these days haha.

Me: "Barely"

Just Jen :Barley*
by Controlkink October 8, 2022
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Jen

Jen is a cat lover who doesn't have any cats herself and the ones she has are either injured and stolen (don't believe her lies). Spouts pointless memes but she can be counter-attacked with either straight calling out or slow poking of details... Should probably be put down. Poor Jen the cat group troll.
by NIXMEISTER86 December 27, 2019
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Polytenztangenic [pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik]

Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.

2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.

2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
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jens

It is the closet thing u van be to a simp but not be a simp
u are such a jens but u also one of the boys
by jensdapimp October 20, 2020
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