Pat Heat

To force another living being to stay alive by artificial means.

I will totally Pat Heat your ass!

by Dita Von Dahmer June 3, 2019

Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018

Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.

“Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"

by Jacobcod October 2, 2018

Pat slapper

A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.

May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.

You're such a Pat slapper

by renidragger October 2, 2010

Pat drunk

Pat Drunk: getting so drunk you say things you don't mean...and mean things you don't say....

Example:
#1 you told that girl you loved her last night!
#2. I know dude...I didn't mean it at all...I was Pat drunk....

by Patrick Crebbles December 28, 2013

Pat the Hammer

Very wise

Pat the Hammer knows all.

by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021

The Pat Borders

The Pat Borders is a sex move in where the girl on top squats on your cock while facing ahead. She then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.

The Pat Borders is a tribute to the former Blue Jays back catcher, the one and only...Pat Borders.

by theruuturegime July 15, 2007