Thick thurkey

A fat pussy

I tried hookin’ up with this chick because my friends told me she was real tight but turns out she had a thick thurkey. Her name was Selma.

by ThickThurkey October 27, 2017

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thick dipping

Just like skinny dipping except you’re kinda chubby

Let’s go thick dipping Friday night it will be a double full moon if you know what i mean

by halloween socks July 22, 2021

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thick harry

Someone called Harry who is a thick bitch

Ugh thick harry is so stupid
Ikr

by Catfish Barry January 21, 2018

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Maximum Thickness

The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.

Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.

by TexAMAggie05 July 24, 2008

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Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

by The Popcorn King April 06, 2011

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