Illinois Cyclone

A disgusting and depraved sexual act that involves the man pissing in the woman while in prone bone, then spinning while remaining inside the woman

Person 1: Me and Sandra just did the Illinois Cyclone

Person 2: Your disgusting

by SwagGodHimself January 10, 2026

Illinois dumpsterfire

When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.

My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.

by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023

Illinois Chili Mac

When you cum in your moms vagina while she’s on her period and she queefs the juices out of her vagina onto your dick and sucks it off.

Me and my mom did the Illinois Chili Mac last night.

by Big back ass May 27, 2025

illinois

a state that got surpassed in popularity by pennsylvania due to illinois' population decline

illinois used to be #5, and now is #6. pennsylvania surpassed it. funny enough, pennsylvania has lower than average population growth as well...

by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025

Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting

Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff

by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024

Illinois slurpee

When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw

Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee

by Lil cum guzzler April 25, 2024

Illinois Butt Blaster

When two people spread their butt cheeks and fart into each others rectums

A: “Dude, it smells like shit in here”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butt Blaster with my bro.”

by Chuck J. January 25, 2026