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I love you slut 

1. Someone (male or female) who says "I love you" so often and to so many people they have dated that the phrase has completely loss meaning when said by them.

2. An extremely misguided person who says "I love you" to every person they have ever had remote feelings for. This person uses the phrase "I love you" like it means absolutely nothing, therefor can easily be related to someone who sleeps around and has sex with people who don't mean anything to them, otherwise known as a slut- thus the title, an "I love you" slut.
Bree: Dylan just told me he loved me. I would be happy except he also told my friend that he loved her too when they were dating.
Rachel: Wasn't he only with her for like a week?
Bree: Exactly. He tells every girl he dates that he loves them. WTF?! I don't know if I should believe it when he says it to me!
Rachel: Damn girl. He sounds like such an I love you slut. Don't believe a word he says he's just telling you what you want to hear.
I love you slut by chargra September 8, 2011
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I love you like a brother 

Something you say to someone that you care so much about but, you dont think of them in a sexual way. The words that most guys find insulting, especially if they have loved you , but not as a sister, and will never think of you like a sister. This creates a lot of tension and heartbreak.
Lindsay: Actaully, I love you like a brother
Jordan: Well i'm never going to think of you like a sister so stop saying that to me.
Lindsay: Why not? Aren't I important to you?
Jordan: I will never think of you like that so stop trying.

I love you more than a dog loves people food 

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

I love you to the moon and back 

A clumsy bogan phrase used by Facebook Mums and Daughters to express a quantum of love as a measurement of distance. Has become considerably more popular in recent years (source: Google Trends)
'happy bday to my darling husband colin i love you to the moon and back xxx'

I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You 

A scape goat for women who don't have the ovaries to say I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.
"I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You"

"What does that even mean?"

"Let's just be friends"

"What, why?"

"I like you like a brother"

"Jesus F***ing Christ"

I love you more.

The fight competitive yet romantic couples have all the time.
Meagan; "I love you."
Victor; "I love you more."
Meagan; "Even Urban Dictionary says so, therefore your argument is invalid. :)"

I love you but im not in love with you 

You love the person and care deeply for them, but that spark is just not there anymore, you don't have sexual urges towards them any longer, You don't want to end the relationship because you love them so much but you know it is not the way things should be. You should be happy with every aspect or the relationship, and they ask you for a reason as to why you want to end things and all you can say is you will never be happy, you can't help how you feel, You love that person s much but you are no "in love" with them