Hide the Snake in the Grass

When a man is having sex with a woman who has a bush.

john went to bed with mary and and played hide the snake in the grass

by akfisher907 May 28, 2009

you can't hide that blonde pride!

a saying said when a blonde says something a blonde would say

"Hey blondie, the word is pronounced 'enigma,' not 'enigima'! But it's okay, because you can't hide that blonde pride!

by simpsonguy27 February 7, 2009

hideaway

A location tucked away in suburban, metropolitan or city. Usually a drug spot, which only has access points visible by such pimps, hoes gang bangers or drug dealers. Enabling such evil doers to have a higher chance to escape custody, enemy gangs, drug dealers etc.

Many times these hideaway locations are at places like, abandoned parking lots, gas stations, shitty fast food joints like McDonalds, Burger King (you get the idea).

Hideaways are basically an out door Trap House.

pimps Hideaway Trap

by BlancoTheProphet May 8, 2018

Hideas

Ideas you come up with when you're high.

Me: "You know what would be cool? to make a Google Docs named Hideas because it's going to be ideas I come up with when I'm high."
Also Me: "Fuck yeah, and share it to the world on UrbanDictionary."
Me: "Fuck yeah!"

by SuperPandaGirl1 November 28, 2018

hidegut

a gut that is invisible when clothing is worn; a small or well concealed shitgut

You thought that Maury was in shape, but you're wrong. I saw him without his shirt on and he had a hidegut!

by ShitgutSal March 23, 2004

hideologist

An excessively ugly and unattractive person. Taken from the root word "hideous," a hideologist is essentially one who is licensed and practicing the state of being hideous.

"Look at that hideologist over there, man is she nasty or what?"

"This place is filled with hideologists. Not one hot female in sight!"

by Hogman MD September 16, 2007

Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009