The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.

(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!

by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020

hickey day

December 1st is hickey yes wtv

hey bro it's December 1st it's hickey day can I give you a hickey

yes

by sphhhh December 4, 2021

National hickey day

On September 10 everyone is aloud to give you a Hickey and you can’t deny them if you do they can smack your ass

Someone: “Hey it’s national hickey day you have to let me give you a hickey.” Someone else: “Hell no!” Someone: *smacks ass*

by I’m so dumb September 8, 2019

Hickey Shits

The shits that come shortly after eating at the hickey dining hall. Usually very lose and wet. And can last up to half an hour

Oh fuck me, the Hickey Shits are hitting!

by Bigdorlandi October 3, 2020

Hickey hack

A hickey concealing cream

After I took my girlfriend to bed and gave her hickeys, we used hickey hack to cover it up

by Triple Trey May 1, 2023

Hickeyable

A spot to be sucked on by the lips that's attracted by your sexual partner

Lucas: Hey babe, whatchu lookin at??
Lizzie: Your neck bein so hickeyable

Lucas: Suck on it long if you want to

Lizzie: Will do!!

by Lucas Killmore February 17, 2022

cheeky hickey

When your Mom gives you a Kiss in a Sexual way.

Mother:Why, hello there Jimmy...

Mother gives Jimmy a Cheeky Hickey...

Jimmy: FATHER, CALL THE POLICE!!

by Dada The Genderless October 19, 2019