troll heaven

Any website that's swarming with trolls, and with nothing being done about it. Such places are only comparable to Hell itself. Examples include Yahoo Answers, YouTube, and practically any forum or message board you can imagine.

Fred: I just commented on YouTube, and now there's a swarm of trolls on my ass.
Carl: Now you know why it's troll heaven.

by TheWriter April 20, 2013

Stairway to Heaven

1. Greatest song ever recorded in human history, by Led Zeppelin appearing on their 1971 album "Led Zeppelin IV"
2. A song that starts out quite and slow and keeps escelating in intensity until it erupts into an epic solo.

1. Dude 1: "Dude, whats the best song ever written?"
Dude 2: "Idk like, Sweet Child O' Mine?"
Dude 1: Bitch please, its Stairway to Heaven!"

2. "Child in TIme" is the Stairway to Heaven of Deep Purple.

by PinkRapeFruit August 30, 2015

Heaven Basket

The Vagina of a woman whom one cares for deaply, not to be confused with a sausage wallet which is less desirable. A term of inderement for the vagina.

Baby, I love everything about you, including your heaven basket.

by Jordan Rivers July 13, 2010

heavened hell

a humorous term for a marriage theorhetically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.

in Hollywood any marriage that is not a heavened hell is actually hard to come by nowadays, with divorce being easy and women being financially independent.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013

Doggy heaven

The place that all dogs go where they die. If you believe in heaven, then when you die you will go to heaven and see your doggy.

"My doggy just died... I hope he went to doggy heaven!"

by finnickk April 19, 2018

Heaven hole

A glory hole that has been put in the ceiling for the over achievers.

Not knowing who was behind the heaven hole gets me all hot and bothered.

by Larry inna feild June 7, 2021

heaven and hell

Your perfect partner on your worst days. You can rant to them anytime. Definitely more reliable than your ex.🤗True to their name, they give you the goodness of heaven and protect you from life’s hell.🥰

“Wow I’ve had the worst week, I could really use some Heaven and Hell right now”

by heaven and hell 2 November 23, 2021