titty hammock

a titty hammock is most commonly referred to as a bra.

let me sling my DD's up in a titty hammock real quick and we can go.

by achebester May 20, 2006

wet harmonica

Anything you want it to be brother

I'm going to wet harmonica you up

by Lubemister69 December 17, 2013

harmonic

1. pertaining to harmony, as distinguished from melody and rhythm.
2. marked by harmony; in harmony; concordant; consonant.
3. Physics. of, pertaining to, or noting a series of oscillations in which each oscillation has a frequency that is an integral multiple of the same basic frequency.
4. Mathematics.
a. (of a set of values) related in a manner analogous to the frequencies of tones that are consonant.
b. capable of being represented by sine and cosine functions.
c. (of a function) satisfying the Laplace equation.

1.) I'll play the melody, you play the harmony.
2.) You need to take a vacation and get HARMONIC with your life.
3.) (self-explanatory)
4.) (self-explanatory)

by Braimp December 12, 2006

Nut Hammock

A nut hammock is a loose term used to describe men's thongs.

Instead of boxers, Bill is wearing his "nut hammock" today.

by Honda Dave January 5, 2009

Rusty Harmonica

The act of blowing into a woman's anus while cupping your hand in front of her vagina as if to tune the note. Similar to the rusty trombone for a man.

I just gave her the ol' rusty harmonica.

by BMWBills October 27, 2009

Brown Harmonica

A sexual act involving flatulence. It usually involves five or more people (usually men) bent over with their pants off ("the harmonica") and one person of any gender ("the player"). "The player" kneels behind the first person, places his or her lips on the anus, forming as tight a seal as possible, and allows the person to blow a fart into his or her mouth. "The player" takes the fart in his or her mouth, places his or her lips on the second anus in a similar fashion, and forces the fart into that person's rectum. The fart is promptly blown back into "the player's" mouth, who continues this action down the line, until every person has recieved/expelled the same fart (sometimes doubling back and forth several times).

EXAMPLE: "Dude, years ago, I was backstage at an N'SYNC concert, and Britney Spears was giving 'em the ol' Brown Harmonica!"

by JoeyKayComedian September 26, 2009

Ass hammock

The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet

Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers

by Concretekiller1 MOG May 22, 2019