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haole

The name for white people in Hawaii. Half of them are stupid ass mainlanders and the other half are cool people.
by DaGirlInDa808 August 10, 2003
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haole

A shameful race of hideous, rotten-toothed, ass-licking barbarians. Generations of imbreeding have rendered most of them illiterate. In the Hawaiian language, 'haole' simply means foreigner; being that the white savages were the first and most foreign creatures that the Hawaiians had ever seen, and being that the white devils were the foreigners who had the most contact with the
Hawaiians in the period following Captain Cook's bumbling expedition, the term 'haole' (foreign) became fixed to this parasite.

The misconception that haole means 'no breath' or 'souless' is a European invention, where the white man is just being honest about his inadequacies, although violating Hawaiian grammar.
Tourist: God damn. What the hell is that smell? Did you step in monkey shit?
Zookeeper: No, that's just the haoles.
by Savage European July 13, 2006
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Haonan

He is a smart intelligent young boy. He does not like people that follow him or annoy him a lot. He is very kind to his friends and does not annoy teachers or adults. He is. Very playful and active. He is very creative and doesn’t hesitate to do any thing he wants
Yo Haonan is so amazing
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Haoshu

A maxed melee RuneScape player with 96hp (PC PROD) that owns a clan called ADRENALINE that massively sucks COCK!!!!! meaning fails at warring, can't tank, gets k0ed or dc's every war.
Dude that kid just pulled a HAOSHU!
by Sil3ntxdeath January 5, 2009
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Haosen

A horny person who makes very sexual jokes and has been rejected but somehow has friends
Haosen is a dimwit and a duck
by Chertam November 19, 2019
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Haole

Used as an insulting term torwards anybody with light skin in Hawaii. It has remained as an insult towards white people even since the culture of the islands has been absorbed by the "hip-hop" culture. I'm personally surprised that all of the locals haven't broken down and started calling us crackers yet.
What, you fuckin haole like some cracks?
by DCYB March 8, 2004
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haole

Someone who has not seen "Raps Hawaii" and therefore cannot possibly be considered a local to Hawaii. Typically fair-skinned foreigners.
"Brah, the beach stay packed with Haoles."
by EnemyBoss April 6, 2017
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