"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."
by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017
To receive a handjob, in old skool style; that is, either in tophand, in a ridiculous setting, or just by being a Handyman overall.
"Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?"
"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."
"Nice...."
"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."
"Nice...."
by Ryan Perkins January 14, 2008
When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole
I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy
by The Spanish Handy Man April 21, 2009
One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."
Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.
by "The God King" May 20, 2018
Two guys one girl. Binge drink for a day, get super drunk, piss, shit, and puke in a bucket or bowl, mix it together, dump it in the girls vagina, she squirted it all over them. They proceed to smear it all over eachother so it is body on body contact, then she licks it all off, then throws up on her hands, and proceedes to give handjobs. Optionally followed by anal
by jdawgnight73 September 01, 2015
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