Yankee Doodle Handy

To give a hand job dressed as Uncle Sam.

Billy went to a costume party and got so drunk, he let Uncle Sam give him a Yankee Doodle Handy.

by vwhowrad August 17, 2018

Old Skool Handy

To receive a handjob, in old skool style; that is, either in tophand, in a ridiculous setting, or just by being a Handyman overall.

"Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?"

"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."

"Nice...."

by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008

The Spanish Handy Man

When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole

I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy

by The Spanish Handy Man April 22, 2009

Handy Dandy Man

One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."

Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.

by "The God King" June 7, 2018

Handy beer sack

Two guys one girl. Binge drink for a day, get super drunk, piss, shit, and puke in a bucket or bowl, mix it together, dump it in the girls vagina, she squirted it all over them. They proceed to smear it all over eachother so it is body on body contact, then she licks it all off, then throws up on her hands, and proceedes to give handjobs. Optionally followed by anal

Me and my colage room mates decided to give this nasty bone a handy beer sack

by jdawgnight73 October 16, 2015

Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005

Handy Andy 5

When you get spiked at a gig lose your phone and become compus mentus with the spunk of 5 guys dribbling out

Whose dude I was violated last night I think I was Handy Andy 5 d

by Andy’s Da October 26, 2022