by Ma06ina March 7, 2022
Get the got in storemug. A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"
"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"
by Florida RJ July 22, 2014
Get the Got the Spreadsheetmug. Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!
by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019
Get the Got Receiptsmug. When a man gets married and gives things to his single friends that his new wife will not allow him to keep. Porn, action figures, comics, etc.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.
Dude: Cool surf board bro! Where'd ya get it?
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage
by Rodge Farlowe August 20, 2011
Get the Got it in the marriagemug. A cure
by Coachhessie March 19, 2017
Get the they got a pill for thatmug. You've got your kill for that round their for you are not at fault if you happen to lose that round.
by Getu August 31, 2021
Get the got minemug. Someone worth knowing, and great to listen to, because they have something interesting to say on a variety of things.
by Scatdiddleybap August 6, 2020
Get the got topicmug.