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Transient Global Amnesia

An excuse for fucking up in a huge way.
I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.
by Oktobr September 6, 2013
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AJV Global

Makes visa submission smooth, eases the process, helps prepare error free applications & guides you to success.

AJV Global = Visa Approved.
AJV Global makes education and migration easy.
by AJV Global November 25, 2021
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Global Noob News

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?
by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018
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Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018
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ThisWay Global

ThisWay provides employers and HR tech companies with recruiting technology to deliver diversity, sourcing and matching of people to open jobs.
ThisWay Global
by ThisWay Global December 11, 2021
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global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.
A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.
by Petdragon December 28, 2022
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post-globalism

An age when everybody's secrets are out because of the Internet and everybody is free to act on that information at will.
Man post-globalism sucks. Everybody's trying to be and look perfect to everybody else when nobody is. The main thing is to learn to be better and try again. It's just beginning!
by Kooyle December 7, 2022
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